What do you wish people knew about your job?

Just because I work on computers, doesn’t mean I always know how to fix your printer. Looking at you, Grandma.

What brands do you admire, and why?

I would probably have to say Guinness. Sure, they make some great beer, but if you can go for 80+ years using a toucan as one of your main brand identifiers, then you’re pretty good in my book. You can probably toss Fruit Loops into that book as well. So I guess what I’m trying to say is, I like toucans.

What’s the weirdest thing on your desk, and why do you have it?

Sheets of paper. Why? I don’t know, they were here one day when I came into work. I’m not entirely sure what to do with them. Any and all help would be appreciated.